Everyone: BUT CARA DELEVINGNE IS TOO SKINNY TO PLAY MARGO! MARGO IS SUPPOSED TO BE CURVEY
    Paper Towns Casting Directors: oh my god, Margo is curvy?! Fuck it, call cara back she's out. John, we've gotta recast Margo, turns out she's curvy and cara is thin, so....
    John Green: but, cara has a PROFOUND UNDERSTANDING OF MARGO AS A CHARACTER!??!?
    Paper Towns Casting Directors: we don't give a fuck john green? Didn't you hear? MARGO IS CURVY?? Who gives a fuck how well she understands the character?
    John Green: but....her audition blew us all away:(
    Paper Towns Casting Directors: yeah, well tough shit. You obviously just don't understand Margo as well as tumblr.

yoncevevo:

eatmygymshorts:

yoncevevo:

when a bitch is being shady and ur hunty offers to drag ha but youre like

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Is this fucking english

look at this huntyphobia

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tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via petcanadian)